Sam and Max : This Time It's Virtual

You did it! You collected every dang trophy in this game! Your reward? Another trophy of course! But this time a big shiny Platinum one!

You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.

You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.

You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.

Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.

You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.

Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage

Earn an A in Bombs Away

Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain

Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things

Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out trophies.

Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.

Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.

Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses and enter Park 2. Also, look up "traunch."

Earn an A in Fizzball

You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

Earn an A in Get a Clue

Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.

Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses and enter Park 3. Now might be a good time to rehydrate.

Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

Earn an A in the No Fun House

Collect all balloons and rings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.

Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.

You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply these skills to many situations, like, um ...

You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.

Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting

Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.

Shoot Captain Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.

Definitively put an end to the menace of Captain Aquabear... for now.

Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud

Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Captain Aquabear. You sadist.

Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds and get a new diploma in Graduation! If you've earned 10, the game is broken.